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PET SHOP
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leansforward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't think my phyon givth a thit." - submitted by Iris
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